thoughts of flight

People are describing JAYME as 'obnoxious', 'atrocious', 'grotesque', and 'absolutely the worst portrayal of George Washington the world as ever seen'. The feature-length blog contains bawdy jibes and terribly conceived illegitimate anecdotes. Watch as a teenage girl embarks on the journey to self-destruction, and leave during the twenty minute keyboard solo. Coming soon to a computer screen near you!

paintdoktahwho:

I HAVE TO DO IT

I HAVE NO CHOICE



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ianbrooks:

Bioshock Infinite: Elizabeth Cosplay by Anna Ormeli

I may not be afraid of God, but I’m definitely afraid of how awesome Anna’s near-clone-like cosplay of Elizabeth from Bioshock Infinite is, even nailing the same scenes and facial expressions. Really makes you wonder if the creators of the game concocted the character themselves, or if they perhaps had access to a Tear in another dimension and reverse-engineered the appropriately named Anna.

Artist: DeviantArt / Facebook

marry me

This is scary how much she looks like the character.

They modeled all the art work after her. That’s why. 

when I first saw the last one I thought it was a painting

Her cosplay of Elizabeth was so hardcore, that Irrational HIRED her to be the model for all the Elizabeth trailers and whatnot. That’s a damn good cosplay.



The Lord of the Rings Movie Trivia: Cameos & Special Appearances



admiralwithoutships:

Fancast meme: Firefly → 1 of 8 alternate universe premises

1920s - “So, what are we doing?” “Crime!”

After fighting in the trenches of the Great War, Malcolm Reynolds and Zoe Washburne open a restaurant in Manhattan. Serenity’s a bit dingy and a lot disreputable-looking, but it is a front for a speakeasy and other not-so-legal enterprises. Jayne Cobb’s intimidatin’ person makes public relations a breeze, and no one on the East Coast is half the getaway driver Hoban “Wash” Washburne is. Kaylee Frye’s young, but she’s a genius when comes to keeping Serenity running. Good thing too, no one else has a clue how restaurants and speakeasies work. Inara Serra lends the operation some respectability. Can’t be too bad a place if you’ve got a talented jazz singer, right? Things get a little complicated when the Tam siblings come crashing through with the Bureau of Investigation hot on their heels. Simon gave up a glittering surgical career to break River out of a fancy government-funded boarding school upstate. He says they were messing with her mind. Whether or not that’s true, she’s definitely a bit in the way of Zelda Fitzgerald. It’s a heap of trouble, but the crew doesn’t have to explain gunshot wounds to nosy nurses anymore. For some reason, Derrial Book’s hanging around, and he knows an awful lot about shady folk and their ways for a pastor. Not much they can do about that: the guy’s a real help. Still, it ain’t easy. Plans never go smooth and it’s a bit too easy to catch a bullet between the eyes, especially when everyone in town thinks you’re a man of honor in a den of thieves. But at the end of the day, after they’ve outrun cops and outgunned competition, they still got Serenity. It ain’t much, but it’s enough.



posted 3 days ago15/5/2013 • 1,907 notes

nemomynameforevermore:

GUYS I WAS AT THE LEAFS GAME WHEN THIS HAPPENED I WAS CRYING

nemomynameforevermore:

GUYS I WAS AT THE LEAFS GAME WHEN THIS HAPPENED I WAS CRYING



posted 4 days ago14/5/2013 • 67,226 notes

“In one sentence, how would you describe this series?”



irisowl:

So I walked into the dentist this morning. My dentist asked me how my weekend was. I said “Good, I watched Captain America last night. I really liked it.” And my dentist says “Oh, my son is in that movie.” At first I thought he was joking but then I realized

Dr. Robert Evans

I looked it up

My dentist is Captain America’s dad



posted 1 week ago11/5/2013 • 218,787 notes



whatwouldhannibaldo:

SUCCESS



“I can clap with one hand.”